#The Ghost With the Most: {Beetlejuice}

[spooky-chu]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

[beetlejulia]

Enjoy my Beetleposting 🪲

[fiendishfangs]

Somebody’s watching me…

You’re gonna sit there and tell me that he wasn’t just behind the scenes supporting/messing with her like cmon…

[haloheartzzz]

Let's make some more people scream!!!👻🪄˚ ༘ ೀ⋆.˚

[cat-cosplay]

Beetlejuice.

Beetlejuice...

Beetl-

[halloween-post-its]

Day 21 🕸️ Lydia Deetz - Beetlejuice 👻

[punkrockvalkyrie]

During an RP heavy session...

Y/N, as the DM: Your party has been walking on this path for a good couple of hours. Adam, could you please roll a perception check for me?

Adam, playing as a ranger: Alright. *Rolls dice* I rolled a 14, and with my +2 that makes it a 16.

Y/N: With a 16 you are able to see that the path splits into two different directions with a guard standing in front of each path.

Adam: I relay that to the group.

Y/N: Okay. As you all approach the fork in the road, the two guards stop you. The one on the left speaks, "One path will take you to the citadel, while the other will lead you to the UnderDark. And between the two of us (they gesture to themselves and the guard on the right), one speaks only the truth; the other nothing but lies. You may ask only two questions." So players, what do you do?

Beetlejuice (instantly): I WANT TO SEDUCE THE GUARDS!!

*cue various groans from the Maitlands and giggles from Lydia*

Barbara (out of character): Beetlejuice, please don't.

Y/N: Uh, not so fast Beej. You already seduced the shopkeeper in the last town you were in. Remember our deal?

BJ: Yeah, yeah, yeah. (Mimicking Y/N's voice) ' You can seduce a NPC or villain one time each session, no more, no less. Deal?' You're no fun babes

Y/N: Okay, first of all, rude. I don't sound like that. Second of all, having fun doesn't mean trying to seduce everything with a pulse ALL THE TIME. *clears throat* Anyways, Lydia, Barbara, Adam! Any ideas?

Barbara, playing as a cleric: I'd like to cast Detect Good and Evil to get a sense of which one tells the truth.

Y/N: Interesting. Roll for it please.

Barbara: *rolls dice* Aw, I got an 8; and with my modifier of +1, that means I got a 9.

Y/N: So, with a 9, you get the faintest inkling that the guard on the right is the liar, but you're not entirely certain.

Lydia, as her rogue: I got this. I go up to the guard on the right and slap him across the face.

Barbara & Adam: LYDIA!

Y/N: *blinks* uh, okay. Roll to hit.

Lydia: *rolls dice* HA! Natural 20!

Y/N: That...that definitely hits. The guard's eyes begin to water as he gingerly holds his cheek after your palm cracks against his face.

Lydia: I then ask them, "Did I just slap you?"

Y/N: Still wincing from the slap, the guard mumbles a "...No"

Lydia: *smirks* Alright, I turn to the guard on the left and ask, "Which path leads to the citadel?"

Y/N: The guard looks at their companion, and then turns to you. "The path on the right will take you to the citadel. The road behind me leads to the UnderDark".

Lydia: Okay, let's take the path on the right.

BJ: *grinning* Wow Scarecrow. I didn't know you had it in ya. Well done.

Y/N: ... That wasn't what I had in mind, but good job nonetheless Lyds.

[diamondcitydarlin]

'wow beetlebabes shippers have NO media literacy didn't they see how TRAUMATIZED Lydia was by her past with Beetlejuice????!? she's literally TERRIFIED OF HIm omg yall are SO DUMB'

I mean...she literally summoned him again to get his help and then brought up marriage within 10 secs of doing that and, at worst, just seemed mildly annoyed by the idea/him. See, I think if you actually have unbiased media literacy, you can recognize that Lydia's issues don't stem from Beetlejuice specifically, she isn't inherently frightened of him (and to suggest so is to completely misunderstand and infantilize her character imo, she never was frightened of him give me a fucking break lol) so much as she is by the reminder of her inherent connection to the afterlife, which ironically she's trying to fight against despite having a successful show about it. Like, again yall, it's fine if you don't like the pairing. It's fine if it grosses you out. What is wholly unnecessary is the suggestion that people who do like it are somehow media illiterate or just 'not as smart as you' or just not getting some elusive concept that only super intelligent moral people can for not also thinking it's gross. You aren't smarter, you just have a different preference for interpreting and enjoying the story. There was a time more people understood that concept.

And not for nothing, but despite your HIGH INTELLIGENCE some of yall still don't know how to tag your anti posts so they don't show up in the shipping tag- though I kind of suspect that's on purpose to try to start shit where there doesn't need to be any, but still, show me how so much smarter you are than me by censoring beetlebabes in a hater post just once challenge (level: impossible)

[herefortheships]

I saw the picture of Richard wearing the Halloween costume in the photo. A fan posted a picture on TikTok and I could see it up close. His ghost makeup definitely was reminiscent of Betelgeuse! That was 100% intentional! Imagine if Lydia helped him put on that makeup. She made her husband look like Betelgeuse for that Halloween. lol

[spooky-chu]

I’m the ghost with the most, babes

[raining-anonymously]

this show. my goodness. i love it.

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[here-lies-beetlejuice]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) dir. Tim Burton

[spectralzest]

Literally no one asked for this but I butchified Beetlejuice because I had a vision and it said to turn a freaky bitch into a bitch and I watched beetlejuice beetlejuice recently and I realized that even though I've always said Beetlejuice was my favorite movie I barely draw and Beetlejuice stuff but I unironically have a ton of Beetlejuice stuff also I drew Delores too because i thought she was a bad bitch and wanted to draw her aswell let's pretend they like eachother for two seconds

[justaghostysposts]

Ghost with the most ✨

[mannyblacque]

Art by Stephen Andrade | Instagram

[crypt-of-blunis]

Hey Juiceboxes, here’s some Beetlejuice Beetlejuice art (minor spoilers ahead!) 🪲💚✨

Maybe I’ll post my thoughts on the movie later!